Monster Description

Hello my name is Joe. I am a nerd. I am not like the other monsters.The other monsters always call me names,like green pea, pear,bowling ball and egg.I am rather small for my age. I hope  I grow up soon.I am actually 18. I have two horns like chimneys on the side of my head. I have spirals on my arms and legs and I have a tail that drags along the ground. As you can see by my yellow teeth I don't really brush my teeth at all,  But don't tell anyone! Especially my...MOTHER! She will take my favorite calculator off me for TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!! and I can't survive without it!